petiotte:

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

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dealing with the worst case scenario

getupoffyourcassbutt:

astrologypixies:

4velitta4:

lilypotterr:

• your condom breaks
• you feel a lump on your breast
• your friends are ignoring you
• you’re stranded on an island 
• you got rejected by a crush
• you get into a car accident
• you got stung by a bee/wasp
• you got fired from your job
• you’re in an earthquake
• your tattoo gets infected
• your house is on fire
• you’re lost in the woods
• you get arrested abroad
• you get robbed
• your partner cheated on you
• you’re on a ship that’s sinking
• you fall into ice
• you’re stuck in an elevator
• you hit a deer with your car
• you have food poisoning
• your pet passed away
• you fall off of a horse
• you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
• you have toxic shock syndrome
• your house has a gas leak

I feel like this could be useful in my future

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

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thecommonchick:

get yourself a Jeffrey

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kimreesesdaughter:

rosegoldrebecca:

kimreesesdaughter:

Cause I wanted to see some Black Love with darker women💕

Next time do one with ugly black couples because I don’t relate to this current one.

No such thing.

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queenofsabah:

kimreesesdaughter:

jolinxo:

goldenpoc:

protectblkwomen:

memor-somnis:

localstarboy:

The world watching this scene. I am still cringing. #Grownish

This made me feel so bad I’m cringing

Someone take her damn phone. I’m cringing

“sist” lmaooo

we’ve all had this moment

Who is we??

Right because it sure ain’t me

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shawnthreetimes:

londonhowell:

je-suis-un-espion:

thesteppinrazor:

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

bolded. just in case.

i feel like that pro tip is told from experience

“Paper In My Pocket agencies, we don’t deal with rats but we lay for cheese. Would you like a job?”

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alwaysmeek:

You deserve a relationship that allows you to sleep peacefully at night.

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thekid45:

homieloversaint:

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

Lmaoooo it be ya own partner

Savage 😂😂😂 let her be great on social media 😂😂😂

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